Dry Heaves Guestbook
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TOTALLY!!!!not that you would know prissy pants.....suck it
fuyyugygbjkjkbb
USA - Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 17:59:43 (PDT)
he fucks, like, a fat guy?
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 17:56:48 (PDT)
ALLIN
gg allin's lil sister
USA - Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 17:55:49 (PDT)
he fucks like a fat guy!
gg alan's little sister
USA - Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 17:54:19 (PDT)
Doesn't anyone have anything nice to say about Todd?
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 17:53:09 (PDT)
Is he still driving that saab??
dumb stupidstupid head
USA - Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 17:53:02 (PDT)
In 1986 I was in the 3rd grade (spring) 4th in the fall ....you still suck ben stiller
paddy schmeeeemo
USA - Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 17:48:37 (PDT)
In 1986 i was in the 3rd grade
patie shmimo
USA - Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 17:42:23 (PDT)
Okay, I have to admit that although I stumbled across this page by accident, I was glad I did. I know Todd, but I don’t think he remembers me. Even though I lived in Boston, I hung out at the Populous Pudding a few times. During my drunken debauchery I met Todd a few times. One night I was watching bad punk rock bands and one thing led to another and I ended up drinking cheap beer with Todd and found myself in the back seat of a filthy car (which I’m assuming was his). Although we never did “it”, we got sweaty and passionate and made out and Todd even managed to fumble his way through removing my bra in a drunken stupor. The thing is, I really liked Todd, so when he got sick on the pavement outside the car window, I was a little heartbroken. His glasses fogged up and he did that “faucet thing” I had witnessed a few months earlier. When he was done emptying the contents of his stomach, he crawled back in the car and accidentally smacked a cigarette out of my mouth that burned a hole in the car seat (he didn’t seem to care). I wanted Todd to call me. I wanted to see Todd again. Todd, don’t you remember me? You ripped my Scratch Acid T-shirt and said you hated girls that wore “K-Mart perfume”. I wrote my number down on the back of a Moral Crux flyer and you shoved it into your pocket. I even wrote my number down on your palm, but I was reasonably sure the cold sweats that had set in would streak it right off. You stumbled out of the car saying “Todd make sick…” and never came back. I saw you a month later and you claimed you had never met me, but that you “liked my green mohawk”. So, what %$#@! gives?
Erika
USA - Monday, July 09, 2001 at 22:34:15 (PDT)
Whoa! The pudding place....now yer goin way back.......That Todd guy was there alot........I think he always yous to bring his kid sister. I heard he went Amish for a while? Was up wit dat n shit? Well fuck yall....CTSE Lives!!!!!!!!
Bloodsnot
upyerass@hotmale.com
Brighton, MA USA - Thursday, July 05, 2001 at 11:59:07 (PDT)
Well, if it was "Simon" who brought the cat for GG, will you at least concede that it was Todd who encouraged GG to violate it?
Erika
USA - Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 21:28:08 (PDT)
I think it was Legend of Zelda.....Aaaaaah, the salad days! Those were good times.
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 23:58:08 (PDT)
What video game was I playing at the time all this happened?
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 23:55:45 (PDT)
that was simon, from DOT, who brought the cat.
mcd
mickey deviant
mcdeviant@dryheaves.com
hell city, hell - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 23:12:26 (PDT)
Who brought the cat to the Populous Pudding for GG?
Todd?
Erika
USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 23:02:53 (PDT)
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that was kind of a blurry time for me i think i was in kaja-googoo that week
hush hush too shy to shy etc.
todd
USA - Monday, July 02, 2001 at 14:49:55 (PDT)
Yeah I remember that night. Todd was sick. Pop Pudding was a great place. Todd I can't believe I forgot her name, but she had light blond hair and was very nice, but would date real assholes? We used to hang out with her? How is she?
shit I'm getting old.
Here's some gossip for yous.......I have fallen for a doctor at Mass General. Now thats fuckin' punk rock!
Ter
USA - Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 18:43:03 (PDT)
So todd threw up at the pop pudding? poor little guy, musta had the flu. too bad about that straight edge kid getting away. probably went on to form a band or something. funniest thing, the stringy haired guy who 'ran' the place died a couple years ago...you guessed it...OD. funny old world, innit.
mcd
mickey deviant
mcdeviant@dryheaves.com
hell city, hell - Monday, June 25, 2001 at 06:29:45 (PDT)
Yeah, we're playin on the 6th, not the 5th, and no those aren't hickies, I sent away fer a home gangrene kit. It's comin along nicely huh?
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Sunday, June 24, 2001 at 17:11:54 (PDT)
I remember one time I came down from Boston and I was in Willimantic, CT in the late 80’s and I was at this club called Populous Pudding and it was really not a club but it was more like a heroin den or something and I was there to watch punk rocks bands but things got weird. The owner of the club was this weird junkie with long stringy hair who had a proclivity for straight edge bands. These bad straight edge bands played and they were screaming about “keeping it clean” and stuff like that. There was a lot of testosterone in the room and these skinny guys with hooded sweatshirts were sweating their balls off slamming into one another. Then the show ended and I realized that in one section of this meat-locker-club people were doing massive amounts of drugs while these “straight and alert” teens were preaching sobriety. Some skinny, pimply faced guy with a Youth of Today shirt told me that “punk was dead” so I decided to go outside. In the back of the club was a cement wall with graffiti and a set of stairs. Their were about 7 skinheads there who were drinking 40oz of malt liquor and some of them had “skinhead” tattooed across their knuckles. Ironically, they were waiting to kick the kid’s ass that had insulted me, the skinny alcohol-free teen. I was scared but they said they liked punk rock girls with mohawks and that I could drink with them. We drank for a while and then this kid down on the street below stumbled out of nowhere and just started vomiting. It was like someone just turned a faucet on in this kids stomach because it was hard to believe that someone had that much liquid in his stomach. These skinheads and I just watched this kid vomiting and writhing around on the cement in pure agony for almost 20 minutes. The skinheads applauded when it appeared he was “done” and one of them graciously walked down to offer him some Colt 45. But then the poor guy babbled unintelligibly and just started vomiting all over again. My point is that while these skinheads were watching this kid vomit, the skinny drug free kid who insulted me left the club unnoticed. These skinheads were furious that they missed their chance and started smashing bottles and then said they were going to jump some Puerto-Ricans. I later found out that the drunk guy vomiting was named “Todd” and that a few years later he was in the Dry Heaves. Todd saved that dumb, skinny straight-edged kid’s ass, but I’m not sure it was really worth it. After that I told all my friends in Boston that Willimantic was this weird town with this weird club that seemed to center around violence and vomiting. That was a long time ago, but sometimes I still listen to my Rudimentary Peni albums and remember that night.
Erika
USA - Sunday, June 24, 2001 at 17:05:34 (PDT)
Let me see if I understand...if we come to the show July 5th you'll give yourself a bunch of hickies on your leg? What the fuck is that?
Dennis@NoResponseOnline.com USA - Friday, June 22, 2001 at 15:56:51 (PDT)
All your dryheaves are belong to me. That is all, gentlemen.
Mark
mglasby@NOFUCKINGSPAM(removenofuckingspam)ptdprolog.net
Phillipsburg, NJ USA - Sunday, June 10, 2001 at 14:10:48 (PDT)
Yeah, Mark is so sexy I could puke!
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Sunday, June 10, 2001 at 09:44:40 (PDT)
wow you guys you're like my favorite band in the world ... i love you even more than DOT ... but then again what the hell do i know, i'm going to school tryin to make something of myself because i suck at everything else .. i love the dry heaves and i would have sex with the whole band if everyone quit and mark took on a dry heaves solo project
Dumbass Sarah
PrcyShines@aol.com USA - Saturday, June 09, 2001 at 21:04:23 (PDT)
sitting in the pub tonight, drinking just my beer...
a looser looser looser looser looser...
hey, according to my sources, Dry Heaves are playing the Smell-n-Gee on July 5. its as good a reason as any to take a vacation and get out of town.
And I think Ultra Bide is playing soon, but we're not on the bill...everyone should call the El-n-Gee and demand to get us on the bill. UltraBide loves us. the stupid fucks.
mcdeviantlooserboy
mcdeviant@dryheaves.com
jimmybastard skampler - Friday, June 08, 2001 at 13:18:28 (PDT)
YOU SUCK!!! ESPECIALLY MARK MCDONALD.....WHAT A LOOSER.
Heather Arnold
nahnooc@hotmail.com
Storrs, CT USA - Wednesday, May 30, 2001 at 20:38:10 (PDT)
have I told you lately that I love you?
manservant hecubus
666@evil.com
satan's porch hell - Tuesday, May 22, 2001 at 12:36:44 (PDT)
I keep telling people about this site but for some reason no one is very interested. Ooohhh well thier loss.
jason womble
womja@msn.com
fredericksburg , va USA - Monday, May 21, 2001 at 20:45:49 (PDT)
Yeah, I got my manservant working on it as we speak.......um....the..ramones thing....I mean.
p. jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Monday, May 21, 2001 at 17:27:21 (PDT)
I think it would be great to see the dry heaves play that bank street show. give them a call!
Ter
USA - Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 07:48:17 (PDT)
Ramones Tribute Show!
Saturday, June 23rd
Bank Street Cafe - starts at 8 pm
Every band will do at least 2 Ramones covers in tribute to the recently departed Joey Ramone.
Bands so far...
Boonie Dogs
Flesh Hammer
(I know there's more... getting the details...)
Hey! The Bank Street Cafe site seems to be back...
But here's the basics just in case.
The address is 639 Bank Street in New London - right across from Shaws Cove.
The phone number is: 444-1444
Ter
USA - Friday, May 11, 2001 at 15:56:13 (PDT)
Does anyone know if Flesh Hammer will be playing soon.
thanks
Terry
USA - Friday, May 11, 2001 at 15:40:22 (PDT)
I love meat.
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Friday, May 04, 2001 at 13:23:33 (PDT)
hey, just so you know, rockhats and kings of nuthin thursday may 24 tune in. jim carroll 5/19 [early show, 8:30, probably spoken wrd...] remind me, ok, cause I'm gonna kill these brain cells tonight.
hey, what DOES a cannibal say when he looks at yr ass?
mcd
mickey deviant
mcdeviant@dryheaves.com
yeahyeah, ye ah, yeah - Friday, May 04, 2001 at 11:01:53 (PDT)
go here www.psychoexgirlfriend.com
hotrodbrat
USA - Saturday, April 21, 2001 at 09:24:05 (PDT)
What is up The Dry Heaves are so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hehehehehe
Props to Joey, wherever you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hotrodbrat
hotrodbrat@dryheaves.com
New London USA - Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 08:24:04 (PDT)
Any thoughts on Joey Ramone? I saw the Ramones the most growing up in clubs, on the UCONN Campus at age 15 and on the Uncle Floyd Show. They had that "don't give a fuck" attitude when the band Boston was popular.
"When I die, they gonna say, 'he couldn't play shit, but he sure made it sound good!'"
--Hound Dog Taylor, 1974
And sadly, he died too, this year. Of cancer, ironically.
Joey you will be missed. Kick Ass wherever you are!
Terry
USA - Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 18:19:48 (PDT)
Great Page....Great Name
raymaybe@dryheavesonline.com
Windsor/Detroit, On Canada - Friday, April 13, 2001 at 07:03:27 (PDT)
HEY UH, NICE PICTURES THAT I TOOK SOME OF ,HUH? YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOO PRETTY.DOES THE CAMERA REALLY ADD TEN POUNDS?
P.S YOUR MY FAVORITES FOREVER & EVER. T.L.A.
Bzzzzzzz
BUMBLEBEE
HARD J.C. USA - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 22:15:49 (PDT)
The best site on the web www.nakednews.com-thankyouvedytmuch
Reepu Singh
Ghandi Mart@weownyou.org
Anytown USA - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 18:49:37 (PDT)
Awww geeez! Now you've gone and done it! We're never gonna hear the end of this one! Thanks alot! Sheesh!
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 17:57:38 (PDT)
I voted for Mark a few times. He was always nice to me.
Terry
USA - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 17:12:59 (PDT)
like I care enough to cheat.
maybe all yr mothers voted for me, and I only beat out hitler cause he's a pump-twice-and-fall-asleep kinda guy. a little extra legwork pays off.
dja ever think a that?
and for the record, I think bob is the nice one.
mcd
mickey deviant
mcdeviant@dryheaves.com
yeah, yh yeah - Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 14:24:15 (PDT)
Atta boy Mark I knew you could beat Hitler for Miss Congeniality '01.
Mark had to have cheated.
Nice,him?@no fucking way.com - Saturday, March, 31, 2001 at 09:02:00 (PDT)
Well, I never!
Merriwether P. MacGillicutty
hymietown USA - Saturday, March, 31, 2001 at 03:56:01 (PDT)
you blow gay dolphins. arrrrrrrgh!
scurvy joe
scurvyjoe@landlubber.com USA - Monday, March, 26, 2001 at 02:09:36 (PDT)
This site is awesome! The new songs are awe inspiring!
I'm waiting for some new photos. Some of Todd in drag would be nice. See ya at The Oasis.
Al Knockerup
USA - Sunday, March, 18, 2001 at 19:16:54 (PDT)
hey jim here again remember what i said about planes now ya big dummys
jimcroce'ghost
USA - Saturday, March, 17, 2001 at 09:11:07 (PDT)
you boys got some some realtalentdont be stupid like me and get in some rickety relic of a plane jes ta get back to some dumb little slit why the whole idea just gets me all pissed off thinking about that little slut she was screwwin john denver and david crosby all the while.wewll any way enough o that stuff ill be with you all now and haunt your every perfomance remember this bottles arent for savin time in theyre more fer like whiskey, and vodka, and beers and things oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobooogety booooop.s. dont worry about that big fag ya dont see my shirts at hot topic either booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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alanononomos fan
jimcroce'sghost@iwas oncegreattoo.com USA - Saturday, March, 17, 2001 at 09:09:14 (PDT)
if you guys were any goooooooooood we could all by your t-shirts and ball caps at hot topic, Right?
jim smith
super duper phonyland USA - Saturday, March, 17, 2001 at 08:51:17 (PDT)
yeah cool real cool what can i say ...just you all fuck the fuck off see ya in the real worl ya little geeks
diabeties boy
keith666james@yahoo.com
new london, duh duh - Saturday, March, 17, 2001 at 08:46:17 (PDT)
Consider it done......and by the way....um....if yer one of those parents who checks your children's special area after they've been away........Well let's just say he fell down and leave it at that o.k.?
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Saturday, March, 10, 2001 at 15:25:41 (PDT)
tell me more about sketchie. my boy sketchie ran away from home a couple months back to look for his ma who left me to be a NASCAR whore. if your sketchie has a buckle mark on the back of his head and walks with a limp tell him to get the fuck home and let the dog in and get me a fuckin beer
alvin "tom" sketchie
USA - Saturday, March, 10, 2001 at 13:54:48 (PDT)\
Hey y'all, you went to de dang ole Wal Mart on a sundee and you was surprized dat dere ain't no one in the whole dang place? Thats cuz sundee is RACE DAY y'all! Sundee is the big day fer NASCAR y'all! Jeezum crow! Now if y'all excuse me, I have to go fuck muh sister up her shitter.
Joe Bob Hank Bob Jr.
DangOleSumBitch@MissingChromosomes.org
Sheepshagger, KY USA - Wednesday, March, 07, 2001 at 21:46:45 (PDT)
Dry heaves rule as always, I especially like the freaky one,you know who....
This web site features all members of The Dry Heaves and The Enemies. Check it OUT!!!
Mark Glasby
zombie66@verizon.net
Washington, NJ USA - Wednesday, March, 07, 2001 at 14:45:46 (PDT)
Check out this site. It has a lot of "gang bang" auditions.
Very funny!
http://www.bluestein.com/movies/opm.html
Terry
USA - Tuesday, March, 06, 2001 at 10:31:04 (PDT)
This Puchin?
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Methodology for inclusion of crystal polarization in embedded cluster calculations: Application to CaF2
Vladimir E. PUCHIN , Thanh N. Truong
Henry Eyring Center for Theoretical Chemistry, Department of Chemistry, University of Utah,
Salt Lake City, UT 84112
The polarization of the crystalline lattice is known to have a significant effect on physical properties of point defects in the insulating crystals. Polarization contribution to the energetic parameters is especially large for the charged defects and for those with large electrostatic dipole moment. In the present paper we combine the embedded molecular cluster method with GCOSMO version of dielectric continuum approach in order to create a tool for simulation of crystalline defects including polarization. GCOSMO method have been initially developed for calculation of molecules in polar solutions and have been proved to be robust and rather accurate. For several reasons we have chosen CaF2 as a test for our method. Fluorite has a simple crystalline structure and have been used as a model substance in a variety of experimental and theoretical studies of radiation damage of insulating crystals. From the other hand this material has one of the widest optical band gap and almost perfect match with silicon crystal structure. Therefore, it finds important and promising applications in ultra-violet optics and microelectronics.
Due to the extremely high ionicity of CaF2 crystal and apparently high accuracy of our boundary conditions the results of the calculations are virtually independent on the size and stoichiometry of the cluster used. Therefore we were able to reduce the size of the quantum cluster to just few ions which are directly involved in the considered chemical reaction or are in their excited states having the electronic structure different from that in the perfect crystal. This allowed us to study the whole variety of the observed elementary point defects in the anion sublattice of CaF2 crystal. Atomic and electronic structure have been calculated for F, Va, H, Ia, and Vk centers and their pair combinations. Among the calculated physical properties are defect formation energies, activation energies for thermal diffusion of single defects and dissociation of pairs, optical excitation and recombination luminescence energies. The processes of the hole, electron, end exciton self-trapping in the perfect lattice have been considered.
Theoretical results are compared with available experimental data. The mechanisms of radiation damage of fluorite are discussed on the basis of calculated energetic parameters of elementary point defects.
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Vladimir E. Puchin can be reached at puchin@mercury.chem.utah.edu
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Friday, March, 02, 2001 at 12:56:51 (PDT)
I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A PUCHIN'
CANT STAND YOU
goyle@snet.net
NEWFICKENLONDON USA - Thursday, March, 01, 2001 at 22:57:49 (PDT)
hey crock,
what up? saw you're cousin jeff onorato hanging out at patrylo's with peg johnson and (uncle) harry barber.
dry heaves, what the fuck, oh by the way todd's history is the best
ROBERT
BBINGELL@MSN.COM
PUTNAM, CT USA - Thursday, March, 01, 2001 at 16:32:24 (PDT)
Everything I ever learned I learned from the DRY Heaves. All the material for all my songs I stole from the Dry Heaves.
goyle@snet.net
New London, CT USA - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 22:59:28 (PDT)
what's up DUUUUUDDEES. good job on the web site, dave.
Erin
The_Bando@msn.com
New London USA - Tuesday, February 20, 2001 at 15:52:42 (PDT)
The pit at your last show was weak, full of nothing but fags and I wanted to kick their faggot asses and stomp around on them....GRRRRRRRR.....RAWWWWWWWGGGGGGGHHHHH! Thats the name of my band's new single, our name is Driven By Fatality, because that name is fucking HARD! GRRRRR!! RAWWWGGGGHH!!!!!
Gap Wearing Hardcore Guy
IwillKickYourFaggotAss@sXe.com USA - Sunday, February 11, 2001 at 11:28:12 (PDT)
http://www.scruz.net/~knielsen/prankcall/tubebar/tubebar.html
Eda Longon
USA - Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 06:40:07 (PDT)
www.dryheaves.com works
my car doesn't
Phil Degrave
USA - Tuesday, January 23, 2001 at 19:37:34 (PDT)
Ahhhhhhhh..........someone's a dummy-dum-dum.
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 12:58:05 (PDT)
they're they're they're they're
they're they're they're
they're they're
they're
sir dingus
USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 08:15:37 (PDT)
I'll make you biscuts and you can have one more {CUZ} that's what their there for, my heart to yours fuck head
your pal
what's his face
Sir Dingus
USA - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 19:49:38 (PDT)
Terry lemme know if ya get it to work. o.k.? (insert gay emoticon here.)
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 14:49:38 (PDT)
It's www.dryheaves.com you may have to erase your history files and any old bookmark you may have had to get it to go to the right address, other people have had the same problem.
Why don't you come see us on the 26th? Your'e only in Mass right? I'll even give ya a dry heaves temporary tattoo if ya show up.
p.s. fuck Todd's birthday.
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 14:44:16 (PDT)
Hi Can you please post a link to your home page on here.
I'm still having trouble viewing it. Have a great show on the 26th and Todd have a great birthday!
Terry
USA - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 13:26:31 (PDT)
you guys are still alive! fuck, haven't you done enough
irrevocable damage to the social fabric of this land of limitry-and people bitch about eminem. shit, we need
censorship laws and more laws of that ilk to CONTROL the likes of you mephitic sores of society.
hey dave, pattio said hi, he wants you to give a call, he said you had his number.
bob
bbingell@msn.com
putnam, ct USA - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 09:23:36 (PDT)
26th? I think I have to wash my hair that night....
Mark
zombieking@collegeclub.com USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 19:07:12 (PDT)
Hey! We're playing on the 26th of January at the El-n-Gee in New London.
Carson Daly will be there fuckin yer little sister, so come down and beat him up!
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 18:32:50 (PDT)
Yeah It's back up now. I changed servers and there was a little mix up fer a while but the long national nightmare is now over and you can continue to enjoy all the fine entertainment. Stay tuned fer some new stuff soon.
P. Jack
p.jack@dryheaves.com
anytown USA - Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 15:53:45 (PDT)
Hey is your website up. I can only view the guestbook.
Terry
USA - Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 15:39:29 (PDT)
That's.....just like............yer opinion.....man.
dryheave1@home.com
anytown USA - Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 04:52:14 (PDT)
Dave's butt stinks. So does Todd's vagina.
Get Bent, Pricks.
Love,
Mark
Little Mark
zombieking@collegeclub.com
Washington, NJ USA - Saturday, January 13, 2001 at 20:37:33 (PDT)
Umm, I like, sneaked out of my house to see you guys and you guys were like, SO, SO, SO hot!!! Umm, and like, yeah, thats about it. Are you guys gonna be on TRL soon? Cause, like, Carson is so TOTALLY hot and to see you hotties next to Carson would be, like, total hottie overload! I gotta go now, my dad wants to play that game with the plastic wrap and the the clothes pins...he's like, WAY lame.
Brittany Aguilara
skankhooch@toomuchmakeup.com USA - Friday, December 29, 2000 at 15:16:57 (PDT)
just wanted to say hello.
moemoe
moshonw@hotmail.com
new london, ct USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 10:19:14 (PDT)
Hey Ted fuck you, go break some more bones and eat even more cat shit for ten dollars. See you on Saturday.
Senator
USA - Thursday, December 14, 2000 at 20:36:16 (PDT)
hey teddddddd say hi too yer mom fer me.....wink, wink............................................................martindale.
P. Jack
anytown USA - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 18:04:16 (PDT)
By the way my phone number is 376-4393 Ted
Ted Gaddy
tgaddy777@excite.com
Jewett City, Ct USA - Monday, December 11, 2000 at 15:25:41 (PDT)
You muther fuckin sons of bitches- who the hell do you think you are! If you rotten cocksuckers ever again try to use my name or likeness on your vile, putrid, adolescent,website ever again I will personally come to each and every one of your houses and purposely spill something on your carpets.If you think this is a fuckin joke, just try me.I thought I got rid of your sorry asses decades ago.I have yet to recieve any royalty checks from any of the songs I am featured on.Todd-It still puts a smile on my face when I think of the night we spent together on New Years and how gentle and caring you were-return my calls you prick!!! Dave what can I say -the time we spent together is still a drunken blur!You sorry bastards WILL be hearing from my Lawyers.Iwant my plaid packs back. Yours truly, THE Ted
Ted Gaddy
tgaddy777@excite.com
Jewett City, Ct. USA - Monday, December 11, 2000 at 15:23:08 (PDT)
hey, stinko...you won't answer your phone, but I got the go ahead to pick up the fish tank tomorrow...what time do you want to meet me? 8:30?
lemme know.
who let those canines out?
mcd
mcdeviant
mcdeviant@hotmail
county hell, ct USA - Saturday, December 09, 2000 at 15:50:27 (PDT)
What the fuck is this shit? By the way, nice tits Davej
juicy <skull2crazy@aol.com>
You know, CT USA - Sunday, December 03, 2000 at 15:16:07 (PST)
What the fuck is this shit? By the way, nice tits Dave.
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Juicy <Skull2crazy@aol.com>
Voluntown, Ct USA - Sunday, December 03, 2000 at 15:14:47 (PST)
yeah because punk rock is all about being the best GO TEAM
senator
USA - Wednesday, November 29, 2000 at 20:22:59 (PST)
Mr. King I have to admit reading your ignorant post reminds me of being back in the 7th grade again. thanks for the laugh.
This guy sounds serious!! Please, anyone reading this, respond to this bag o' crap directly using the e-mail he most graciously provided. VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
P. Jack <pjackhankering@home.com>
Ohmylord!, USA - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 15:21:59 (PST)
the dry heaves are the best band becuase they are from brooklyn you think you know what drinking is about you suck you don't know about music you dont know about shit so come to brooklyn and kiss my ass tell your piece of twat she's good at being fat she fucks her little cat she's a fat girl bottom line i'm the biggest that's right as one of the founders of THE REAL "DRY HEAVES" good luck and FUCK OFF WE OWN THE RIGHTS
KINGOD72 <KINGOD72@aol.com>
angrysville, USA - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 15:15:41 (PST)
Nancy Reagans anus
auto-detect
USA - Tuesday, November 14, 2000 at 21:45:52 (PST)
Look....actual evidence Mark isn't an HTML geek. the second message in a row that he posted twice! VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
The Reverend P. Jack Hankering <Beelzebubjr@home.com>
Perdition, USA - Monday, November 13, 2000 at 14:15:42 (PST)
not me...I'm just your run of the mill downloading pornography and flash cartoons geek. Dave is the real talent behind this trainwreck.
mcfishstick <mcdeviant@hotmail.com>
county hell, ct USA - Monday, November 13, 2000 at 11:19:32 (PST)
not me...I'm just your run of the mill downloading pornography and flash cartoons geek. Dave is the real talent behind this trainwreck.
mcfishstick <mcdeviant@hotmail.com>
county hell, ct USA - Monday, November 13, 2000 at 11:19:05 (PST)
just kidding with the last guestbook entry. Hey Mark this is a fantastic page. It looks like you are a HTML geek. Glad to hear the gang is still around causing trouble. I would love to hear from you. email me at: dontbringlulu@yahoo.com p.s. i havent changed my name yet
Terry Kostic <dontbringlulu@yahoo.com>
Cambridge, MA USA - Monday, November 13, 2000 at 09:56:16 (PST)
I HATE YOU CHRIS COMO I HATE YOU!
MIKE HUNT <dontbringlulu@yahoo.com>
USA - Sunday, November 12, 2000 at 20:15:59 (PST)
hey. when is steve's party? is that today? mcd
mcbowlerhat <mcdeviant@hotmail>
county hell, ct USA - Sunday, November 12, 2000 at 09:23:01 (PST)
hey. when is steve's party? is that today? mcd
mcbowlerhat <mcdeviant@hotmail>
county hell, ct USA - Sunday, November 12, 2000 at 09:22:32 (PST)
maybe she'd like to know if you fuck like a fat guy. Jesus, be nice to our fans fuckboy...both of em. I still think you should fire the bass player. the bald one, not the married guy. love you. the bassplayer.
mickey deviant <mcdeviant@hotmail>
county hell, ct USA - Friday, November 03, 2000 at 13:02:34 (PST)
What would you like to know? Besides how not to post the same thing three times.
P. Jack <pjackhankering@home.com>
anytown, USA - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 13:50:57 (PST)
dude...i was just thinking about the dry heaves and i typed it in...and you guys popped up...now i wanna know more..
carly sanderson <shetferbrains@hotmail.com>
rockford, mi USA - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 08:54:40 (PST)
dude...i was just thinking about the dry heaves and i typed it in...and you guys popped up...now i wanna know more..
carly sanderson <shetferbrains@hotmail.com>
rockford, mi USA - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 08:54:39 (PST)
dude...i was just thinking about the dry heaves and i typed it in...and you guys popped up...now i wanna know more..
carly sanderson <shetferbrains@hotmail.com>
rockford, mi USA - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 08:53:57 (PST)
Heard you're available for bachelor parties. How much? Do we get to ride the train? got a dolly parton costume, or just Flo from Alice? (That's a mighty handsome funny-haired bassist you gots there)
Bachelor party
USA - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 20:30:51 (PST)
hey, don't forget to set your clock back. it's daylight savings time. and fire your bass player. he's a dick. love you.
your bassplayer <mcdeviant@hotmail>
county hell, ct USA - Sunday, October 29, 2000 at 06:21:19 (PST)
hey uncle dave whats up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep up the good work
justin cholewa <slipknot_boy_77@hotmail.com>
ME USA - Sunday, October 22, 2000 at 05:21:05 (PDT)
Hi dave the boys want to play some games E me soon
joe cholewa <heymoe@wtvl.net>
waterville, ME USA - Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 13:39:29 (PDT)
Dear David: Your love for lemon makes me sick! Glad your band is back together and the photo is arousing me. I'll give you a call soon. Long lost love in IL.
Danny Welsh
IL USA - Monday, October 16, 2000 at 18:22:27 (PDT)
What I want to know is, when the fuck is Dave going to give me that lap dance he owes me? Prick.
Mark <zombieking@collegeclub.com>
Washington, NJ USA - Sunday, October 08, 2000 at 12:15:48 (PDT)
Hey! You assholes the Dry Heaves are playing at the Bank Street Cafe on Bank st. in New London CT on October 1st. It's an afternoon benny-fit show. There WILL be hotdogs OK. So put on your whoop-de-doo shoes get in your stupid car and go. (Saved by the bell is a repeat anyway)
MC -Rossis <fancypants10@juno.com>
USA - Thursday, September 28, 2000 at 15:56:02 (PDT)
It's all-bout cryptie, yo!
anon.
USA - Sunday, September 24, 2000 at 14:28:43 (PDT)
How many more times in my life will I have to tell people the correct spelling of ENEMA! Sheesh!
P. Jack <dryheave1@home.com>
anytown, USA - Sunday, September 17, 2000 at 10:25:22 (PDT)
Everything is ugly pea soup green, and Hitler smells like a jar of mayonaise, and I don't even know what to think about that pissing Jesus, except it would look cool on my Camero if all the space weren't taken up by NASCAR stickers already. I'm sending you the bill for a new computer monitor because I pissed all over mine when I saw your site and ruined it. I'll take cash only, and not a big pile of 1's either...oh yeah, and you have enimabreath.
Like I'd want to be associated with THIS crap
USA - Sunday, September 17, 2000 at 08:48:55 (PDT)
Everything is ugly pea soup green and Hitler smells like a tennis shoe and don't even know what to think about that pissing Jesus, except it would look cool on my Camero if all the space weren't taken up by NASCAR stickers already. I'm sending you the bill for a new computer monitor because I pissed all over mine when I saw your site and ruined it. I'll take cash only, and not a big pile of 1's either...oh yeah, and you have enimabreath.
Baloney Joe
CT USA - Sunday, September 17, 2000 at 08:44:08 (PDT)
Fuck the Dry Heaves...I had them once and they sucked...
Jim Smith <jymsmyf@juno.com>
New London, CT USA - Saturday, September 16, 2000 at 05:24:08 (PDT)
Ummm...Mr Dry Heave...I just got back from the doctor, and he said I should contact all of my lovers and tell them to get a formaldahyde enema so that the crotchrot doesn't spread...If you could also contact your mom and your sister too, and your dog, if it isn't dead already from my great big dick... Sorry for the inconvenience... Love Ricky
Ricky Martin <mybigdick@yourasshole>
los angeles, ca USA - Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 19:25:20 (PDT)
I will poke your eyes out and drizzle soup for one in the sockets. I mean who the hell do you think you are?
Basil Fawlty <tlky@major.com>
UK - Tuesday, September 12, 2000 at 19:35:16 (PDT)
Ummm....I kinda wanted to tellya...ummmm that you're, well, you're ummmm... really pretty....ummmm I mean for a cheap whore and all. P.S. Did you really mean all those, well you know, all those Things you whispered to me?
Melanoma Mary <kozy.23@gateway.net>
heavydrawers, ASS USA - Monday, September 11, 2000 at 21:08:15 (PDT)
I REALly like your band, and your fotos are very sexxie, and I should know cuz I'm a REAL person. Plus,....this isn't made up at all.
Fakey Fakename <real@not.com>
Notafaketown, USA - Monday, September 11, 2000 at 20:09:28 (PDT)
Nice Site! I particularly enjoy all the sacrilige. keep up the good(?) work. p.s. Happy Easter Asshole.
Rev. P. Jack Hankering <pjack@home.com>
Hell City, Hell - Sunday, September 10, 2000 at 14:42:37 (PDT)
Hi Billy, are 12 or something?
Lord fizzle bottom
lollipop land, USA - Sunday, September 10, 2000 at 09:24:46 (PDT)
I am Billy. yes indeedy Petey.
Billy <billy@iambilly.com>
east bumfuck, USA - Sunday, September 10, 2000 at 08:51:16 (PDT)
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It makes the most sense, which is practically none, reading from bottom to top.
p.jack